LICKS OF THE ABSURDNOW AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE DOWNLOAD! Purchase both of TONY SMOTHERMAN's instructional release IMMEDIATE DOWNLOADs "VIRTUOSO TECHNIQUES", and "LICKS OF THE ABSURD" together in this "Artist Package" offer and receive $5 off the regular price of each title when purchasing them individually ($50 purchased separately, save an extra $10.00)! You'll get the download link automatically e mailed to you immediately upon purchase. No waiting (or paying) for shipping. High-speed internet connection suggested. 511MB download)
TONY SMOTHERMAN "ARTIST PACKAGE E-COLLECTION" FOR "IMMEDIATE DOWNLOAD": $40.00 (U.S.). All Chops From Hell online sales are handled thru PayPal. You can securely use most major credit cards (You do not need to have a PayPal account to place an order with a credit card). Alternatively, if you do have a PayPal account, you can place an order using it, or even place an order using an eCheck.
Notice for the computer-challenged:All contents of our downloadable titles are bundled in .rar files. Once downloaded, you need to extract the contents of the .rar file prior to being able to view the included files. A .rar file is similar to a zip file, except the compression rate is better, so that's why we use the .rar format. Makes for a smaller download. To uncompress the .rar file you will need a free utility such as "Rar-zilla" for PC or "Rar Expander" or "Stuffit" for Mac. Simply do a search on Google and you should be able to find many free utilities for uncompressing the .rar format. For example:
Once the product has been downloaded you may also need the following if you do not already have them:
For viewing any Real Video files you will need the free Real Plugin available at (follow the "free download" and "get realplayer free" links:
For viewing any .pdf files you will need the free Adobe Reader which can be found at:
For viewing any .swf files you will need the free Flash Player Plugin available at:
All of the above file formats we use are meant to be multi-platform and are widely used at the site in our free columns. All of these requirements are freely available on the net if you do not already have them installed.
DUE TO THE NATURE OF DOWNLOADABLE MEDIA THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES FOR OUR DOWNLOADABLE TITLES.
All Chops From Hell online sales are now handled thru PayPal. You can securely use most major credit cards: VISA, MasterCard, Discover, American Express (You do not need to have a PayPal account to place an order with a credit card). After clicking on the "add to cart" button on any product information page linked above, you'll see a screen similar to the image below. Just click on the "click here" button next to where is reads "If you do not currently have a PayPal account" and you will be directed to make your purchase using your credit card! Alternatively, for those of you with a PayPal account just fill out your PayPal login info as usual...you can even place an order using an eCheck.Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org if you have any questions.